Oh Be Joyful Creek
01. Ankle Breaker to Beaver Ponds(OBJ)
March 20, 2002
Trip Report
| Reporter | Matt Muir |
Well, Ed Hansen wanted a name for the rapid in the picture above ('Shotgunblast, photo # 1508). I asked the crowds at rec.boats.paddle and at Boater Talk to 'Name that Rapid!' Everyone's got an opinion. Read on!
From RBP:
Last Shot
Flush lever
Thundering Tower
Amen
Last Dance
Oh Be Grateful
Had to Go
Chiropractor Falls
from BT (http://boatertalk.com/forum/BoaterTalk/147717):
Hallelujah
Praise God
Rise up
Gonna Fly Now
Nirvana
Hey you get off of my cloud
Come Down
Last Drop
ER
Don't Worry, Be Happy
Ode to Joy
Hands to Heaven
White Angel
Angel Falls
Smirk
Angel Hair
Angel Hair Pasta
White Chocolate Crunch
Orgasm--especially since it's the *last* rapid and the *climax* of Oh, Be Joyful Creek
Cosmic Debris or
Zero The Hero and if I'd been on the run with them maybe:
I Walk Alone
Got Cajones? or
BYOB (Bring Your Own Balls)
Men or Mice
Gummy Bear or
Cupcake or
Pansy or
Mary Poppins....or
Scared as Hell
Maybe Next Time
Mangled Human Remains
Drift and Die
Poseidon's Revenge
Kraken's Spatula
welcome climax
Steve
Reap the Rocket
Cleanin' House
Homo-destructus.
But 'BigHelmet' sez:
'It has a name many already know, 'The last rapid on Oh-Be.''
Me, I kinda like the ones like Ode to Joy and Amen. And I like 'Cosmic Debris' for the wood-choked rapid (# 1506); Jesse Kodadek suggests 'dumber 'n shit' or 'big stiff woody' for that one.
The decision on the rapids' names will doubtless be up to those who run the crick.